From TreeHugger.com, comes this wonderful How-To…How To Green Your Sex Life.
Skipping over the lube/condom/toy suggestions (which were the top 3), I thought these suggestions were especially helpful:
5. Green and sexy fun
Sexy play can be green and efficient as well. As seen on TreeHugger TV, showering together can save water (if things get steamier, we suggest taking it to the bedroom and not leaving the shower running). In the winter time, some nice warm loving before bed can get the bedroom toasty, meaning the thermostat can be lower (see How to Green Your Heating, for more). A nice bike ride for two is a fossil-fuel-free way to get the blood flowing and can also be quite stimulating, especially for the ladies. And of course the classic candle-lit dinner is a delicious way to set the mood and save on energy bills.
6. Bamboo in bed
If you’ve never experience bamboo bed sheets, you’re missing out. Bamboo fabric is silky and slippery (but not so slippery you’ll slide out of bed), wicks moisture, has natural antimicrobial properties, comes from a rapidly renewable resource, and is super sexy.
7. Eco-undies
Slinky, slippery, sexy. These are all good things when it comes to some sassy skivvies for the bedroom. Organic cotton, hemp silk, bamboo, and other renewable fibers make ultra-sexy lingerie and underwear. When browsing around, go for quality, not novelty. Buying a bedroom outfit that will be used only a couple times isn’t a great buy. Face it, unless you’re famous, nobody on Ebay is gonna buy those crotchless panties, even if you just wore them once. We suggest shelling out the extra bucks for something classy, sexy, and sustainable that can be donned when the mood is right for years to come. For something on the exotic end, check out Enamore and g=9.8. For sensible and simple, look at Buenostyle and American Apparel. For something in between, try GreenKnickers.
I also thought it interesting that the article suggested that a good place to pick up a date and/or meet potential mates was in the fresh vegetable section at the local Whole Foods. Classic!!
(apologies to Dr. Suess for “sampling” his classic for the title of this post…)
(no ham was hurt in the writing of this post.)











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March 7, 2007 at 5:36 pm
WM
Eat organic? I’ll stick with my clubbed baby seal panties, thanks.
And where has your mind been lately? Must be springtime in TX.
March 7, 2007 at 9:58 pm
Elorac
The mind boggles… I guess my treehugger credentials are sorely tattered and torn… (well, it was hopeless after I sold out to work for Automaker B all those years, right?) But I have to say I never would have thought THAT aspect of one’s life needed to or could be “greened”…
(Gives a whole new perspective on the term “treehugger”, doesn’t it???)
March 8, 2007 at 4:28 pm
rain
hemp panties?
March 8, 2007 at 11:41 pm
WM
Surprise visit tonight? http://stamant.org/friendsroom.html
March 9, 2007 at 10:18 pm
JACC
Hmm, this is in direct conflict with my littering and pouring used oil on the ground fetish. To each their own, I guess.