First there was “Bennifer”.
Then came “Bennifer 2.0“… aka “Garfleck”.

Then “TomKat” was coined to describe the Cruise/Holmes freak show.
Now, there’s “Brangelina“…

How very sweet it all is…

These stoopid names just need to go away.

You gotta love, though, how the PR machine keeps the public’s attention too. It’s been two weeks since ‘ol Crazy Tom fired his (sister/cousin…whatever) Publicist. And, in that two weeks there weren’t any stories about him. Apparently, nothing new happened in their lives. Then, we get the sonogram story and the wedding list story and the “no silent birth” story in rapid succession. Speaking of “silent birth…

Whew. I was starting get a little worried there. The world almost stopped spinning…

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