Frankly, I'm surprised this hasn't been done already…but, if it has then someone had a good idea. No one uses film anymore. The times they are a-changing. So, with EVERY bit of reverence and respect for Simon & Garfunkel…here's their song with a little parody update…

When I think back on all the crap I've learned in high school
It's a wonder I can think at all
Though my lack of education hasn't hurt me much
I can read the writings on the walls

[Chorus:]
Photoshop, they give us those nice bright colours
They give us the greens of summers
Makes you think all the world's a sunny day, oh yeah
I got a Nikon camera, I love to take a photograph
So mama don't take my
Photoshop away

If you took all the girls I knew when I was single
Brought 'em all together for one night
I know they'd never match my sweet imagination
Everything looks worse in black and white

[Chorus]
Mama don't take my
Photoshop away,
Mama don't take my
Photoshop away
Mama don't take my
Photoshop away

Mama don't take my Photoshop, mama don't take my Photoshop
Mama don't take my Photoshop away
Mama don't take my
Photoshop and leave your boy so far from home
Mama don't take my
Photoshop away
Mama don't take my
Photoshop, whew whew, mama don't take my Photoshop away

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