Clowny Cowboy, originally uploaded by The Jamoker.

There's NO WAY this thing is going to convince ANYONE to rent one of these apartments. The hat is all wrong. The vest instead looks like armpit hair. He's only got three fingers. And, a red mustache?? Who is he supposed to be Yosemite Sam?

Sure, he's smilin'. He's packin' heat, right?