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June 8, 2006 in Flickr photos
Because I'm Tired Of Parking Amateurs, originally uploaded by The Jamoker.
Seriously, what is a "Parking Professional"? Is there a Union? Do they have to pay dues? And, how can they be "worldwide"? How much parking is there really going on in Siberia or Antarctica?
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June 9, 2006 at 12:21 am
well, I’m like a semi pro, thanks to years of experience.
June 9, 2006 at 1:34 am
Are you sure they mean “parking,” or do they mean “parking?” Because if they mean “parking,” wouldn’t that be illegal in the great state of Indiana, and perhaps even Montana and the Dakotas? What about Maine? Would Maine allow a professional parking service?
I believe the claim “worldwide” is a bit exaggerated. Either that, or they really are talking about parking cars, which, jeez, can you think of a more boring job?
June 9, 2006 at 3:33 am
I wonder if their competition could gain market advantage as “Beyond Worldwide parking professionals”. Valets on Mars make the big bucks. The moon may not be made of cheese, but small planets are aged cheddar.
If they advertised during Adult Swim they could be “The Worldwide parking Unprofessionals” or even “The Worldwide “parking” Unprofessionals”. Thar’s gold in them thar lots, or I’ve been watching too much Deadwood.
Either way, If I were in Siberia or Antarctica there’d be no way I’d let them park my car.
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