Damn Mavericks.  What a colossal waste…waste of my time that is…I told you the NBA was fixed.

I'm in the Panhandle yesterday and today.  Headed down to cotton country this afternoon.  Back to Big D tomorrow. 

What's with nerdy people sitting on airplanes talking on cell fones telling people "the bird" is about to take off?  "The Bird"?  Are you kidding me?  No one is a) impressed that you have a cell fone and have figured out how to use it…b) no one wants to hear you talk while sitting on the tarmac…and c) no one wants to hear you call the plane a "bird" four times in one conversation.

Ex-military?  Maybe.  A pilot?  Maybe?  A jamoke?  Certainly…