“People who leave their department/grocery store shopping carts immediately next to their vehicles when getting in to leave, instead of returning them to inside the store or the cart corral, are lazy-ass Jamokes.”

“People who are rude and inconsiderate to other shoppers and/or the store employees while holiday shopping are Jamokes.”

“People who speed through department/grocery store parking lots in their vehicles, especially at the time of the year where the probabililty for the presence of children (beguiled with visions of sugar-plums in their heads) to be much higher, are Jamokes.”