“People who pull out their cellphones to make a call as soon as it is allowed after the plane touches the landing strip and then proceed to tell the person at the other end all of the following – A) I JUST LANDED B) WE’RE STILL ON THE TARMAC C) I’M STILL IN THE PLANE D) I DON’T KNOW WHICH TERMINAL/GATE/BAGGAGE CLAIM E) I’LL CALL YOU AGAIN WHEN I KNOW MORE – in their loudest voice are Jamokes.”