Let the media circus begin…

Since the Anna Nicole baby saga ended, we’ve had nothing on TV on which we could rest our attention.

Thank God Almighty, now we can feast on Paris 24/7.

First stop is the Larry King show tomorrow.  And, the summer nielsen ratings for CNN depend on a good showing.

Personally, I hope she announces a global foundation dedicated to helping troubled starlets avoid the same mistakes she has made (bad TV shows, bad movies, bad home movies, bad boyfriends, and bad driving…).  Oh, and announcing a professed faith in the Lord and his/her great works will be apropos as well.

By the way, is she more attractive now?

I don’t care what she says…three weeks isn’t enough to change ANYBODY…