Let’s invade Canada. Turns out they’ve got gobs and gobs…or is that globs…of oil.
So, let’s claim they have WMDs…or have been hiding Bin Laden…or, that anyone with a currency named the “Loonie” is unfit for self-rule. And, let’s send in the cavalry…or the guard…or whatever is left and just go in and take it.
And, since there’s never anyone in Canada anyway (because they spend most of their time in Florida), it’ll be a quick exercise.
Mission Accomplished. $1.00 gasoline here we come!!!